Review: Rekorderlig ★★☆☆☆

When I was but a wee bern (Scottish for child for any culture vultures out there), my diet consisted of two things: excessive amounts of pasta-pesto, accompanied by excessive amounts of apple juice. Henceforth, my consumption of this particular apple-based beverage returned me to a simpler, purer time. The addition of alcohol to this drink […]

Review: THRONES! The Musical Parody, Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2018 – ★★☆☆☆

When geekdom began to bleed into mainstream culture at the turn of the millennium, the prospect of hard-earned societal validation for extending childhoods beyond their sell-by date was enough to fuel fans into a frenzy. After torturous decades of schoolyard bullying for liking anything beyond football and fucking, the bullied were moving up in the […]

Review: Corona ★★☆☆☆

The picture at the top there shows my mortal enemy and life partner Michael Dorey with a Corona. I hate Corona. Let me open this review by being very clear on that. Two stars is such an incredibly generous rating for what is essentially a liquidised urinal cake. I’m only giving it this much because […]