Review: Tennent’s ★★★☆☆

As the old saying goes “Tennents flows like water in Scotland.” At least it might go like that, I don’t know, I 100% just made that up. But I don’t think there’s any evidence to contrary that. Come to Edinburgh and you’ll see the infamous, luring T sign dangling outside of every bar, pub and […]

Review: Rekorderlig ★★☆☆☆

When I was but a wee bern (Scottish for child for any culture vultures out there), my diet consisted of two things: excessive amounts of pasta-pesto, accompanied by excessive amounts of apple juice. Henceforth, my consumption of this particular apple-based beverage returned me to a simpler, purer time. The addition of alcohol to this drink […]

Review: Death Juice ★☆☆☆☆

Hi. My name’s Mike Dorey, and I’m an alcoholic. According to the reputable news source that is Google, humans have been drinking alcohol for ’10 million years’. During that time, as a society we have developed ways to get more drunk in a much more condensed time frame all while spending less money. Prinking, bulk […]

Review: Corona ★★☆☆☆

The picture at the top there shows my mortal enemy and life partner Michael Dorey with a Corona. I hate Corona. Let me open this review by being very clear on that. Two stars is such an incredibly generous rating for what is essentially a liquidised urinal cake. I’m only giving it this much because […]